The Husbands Of River Song

[TB]

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Great moments: The Doctor with holographic antlers on his head.

River Song's husband: King Hydroflax, a human head on a red metallic cyborg body. He has a diamond stuck in his head. He talks of nights of passion with River Song. However, River Song didn't know about the cyborg aspect. How was she able to have sex with the cyborg body, without knowing its nature?

The king removing his head.

The Doctor and River Song threatening the head with the garbage disposal and a sonic trowel.

The Doctor and River Song putting the head in a bag.

The Doctor: We are being threatened by a bag!

River Song not recognizing the Doctor, and the Doctor not letting on that he's the Doctor.

River Song stealing the TARDIS.

The TARDIS not being able to take off because King Hydroflax is both inside and outside the TARDIS! The body eventually gets inside, solving that problem.

The Doctor and River Song ending up on a ship of the ultra rich and murderous, and selling the diamond for 100 billion credits.

The buyer and all the other restaurant residents turning out to be King Hydroflax partisans, scotching the idea of simply turning the head over to them.

The body converting the head into black dust.

The Doctor and River Song at a restaurant overseeing the singing towers.

River Song's diary being nearly full, meaning that its almost time for her to die at the Library (Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead).

The Doctor giving River Song THE sonic screwdriver his previous self will use to download her into the Library Computer (Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead). He scans just her head, for a few seconds. Is that really enough to record her completely?

The planetary night lasting 24 years! But River Song can't fit 24 years into her diary!

[The Doctor]

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Great moments: The Doctor with holographic antlers on his head.

Were they holographic?

Post by TB
River Song's husband: King Hydroflax, a human head on a red metallic cyborg=
body. He has a diamond stuck in his head. He talks of nights of passion =
with River Song. However, River Song didn't know about the cyborg aspect. =
How was she able to have sex with the cyborg body, without knowing its nat=
ure?
The king removing his head.

Neato!!

Post by TB
The Doctor and River Song threatening the head with the garbage disposal an=
d a sonic trowel.
The Doctor and River Song putting the head in a bag.
The Doctor: We are being threatened by a bag!
River Song not recognizing the Doctor, and the Doctor not letting on that h=
e's the Doctor.
River Song stealing the TARDIS.
The TARDIS not being able to take off because King Hydroflax is both inside=
and outside the TARDIS! The body eventually gets inside, solving that pro=
blem.
The Doctor and River Song ending up on a ship of the ultra rich and murdero=
us, and selling the diamond for 100 billion credits.
The buyer and all the other restaurant residents turning out to be King Hyd=
roflax partisans, scotching the idea of simply turning the head over to the=
m.
The body converting the head into black dust.
The Doctor and River Song at a restaurant overseeing the singing towers.
River Song's diary being nearly full, meaning that its almost time for her =
to die at the Library (Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead).
The Doctor giving River Song THE sonic screwdriver his previous self will u=
se to download her into the Library Computer (Silence in the Library/Forest=
of the Dead). He scans just her head, for a few seconds. Is that really =
enough to record her completely?
The planetary night lasting 24 years! But River Song can't fit 24 years in=
to her diary!

Well we shall see in the next episode.

[Timothy Bruening]

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Great moments: The Doctor with holographic antlers on his head.

Were they holographic?

Post by TB
River Song's husband: King Hydroflax, a human head on a red metallic cyborg=
body. He has a diamond stuck in his head. He talks of nights of passion =
with River Song. However, River Song didn't know about the cyborg aspect. =
How was she able to have sex with the cyborg body, without knowing its nat=
ure?
The king removing his head.

Neato!!

Post by TB
The Doctor and River Song threatening the head with the garbage disposal an=
d a sonic trowel.
The Doctor and River Song putting the head in a bag.
The Doctor: We are being threatened by a bag!
River Song not recognizing the Doctor, and the Doctor not letting on that h=
e's the Doctor.
River Song stealing the TARDIS.
The TARDIS not being able to take off because King Hydroflax is both inside=
and outside the TARDIS! The body eventually gets inside, solving that pro=
blem.
The Doctor and River Song ending up on a ship of the ultra rich and murdero=
us, and selling the diamond for 100 billion credits.
The buyer and all the other restaurant residents turning out to be King Hyd=
roflax partisans, scotching the idea of simply turning the head over to the=
m.
The body converting the head into black dust.
The Doctor and River Song at a restaurant overseeing the singing towers.
River Song's diary being nearly full, meaning that its almost time for her =
to die at the Library (Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead).
The Doctor giving River Song THE sonic screwdriver his previous self will u=
se to download her into the Library Computer (Silence in the Library/Forest=
of the Dead). He scans just her head, for a few seconds. Is that really =
enough to record her completely?
The planetary night lasting 24 years! But River Song can't fit 24 years in=
to her diary!

Well we shall see in the next episode.

She had only a few pages left! Or is the diary bigger on the inside?

[The Doctor]

Post by Timothy Bruening

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Great moments: The Doctor with holographic antlers on his head.

Were they holographic?

Post by TB
River Song's husband: King Hydroflax, a human head on a red metallic cyborg=
body. He has a diamond stuck in his head. He talks of nights of passion =
with River Song. However, River Song didn't know about the cyborg aspect. =
How was she able to have sex with the cyborg body, without knowing its nat=
ure?
The king removing his head.

Neato!!

Post by TB
The Doctor and River Song threatening the head with the garbage disposal an=
d a sonic trowel.
The Doctor and River Song putting the head in a bag.
The Doctor: We are being threatened by a bag!
River Song not recognizing the Doctor, and the Doctor not letting on that h=
e's the Doctor.
River Song stealing the TARDIS.
The TARDIS not being able to take off because King Hydroflax is both inside=
and outside the TARDIS! The body eventually gets inside, solving that pro=
blem.
The Doctor and River Song ending up on a ship of the ultra rich and murdero=
us, and selling the diamond for 100 billion credits.
The buyer and all the other restaurant residents turning out to be King Hyd=
roflax partisans, scotching the idea of simply turning the head over to the=
m.
The body converting the head into black dust.
The Doctor and River Song at a restaurant overseeing the singing towers.
River Song's diary being nearly full, meaning that its almost time for her =
to die at the Library (Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead).
The Doctor giving River Song THE sonic screwdriver his previous self will u=
se to download her into the Library Computer (Silence in the Library/Forest=
of the Dead). He scans just her head, for a few seconds. Is that really =
enough to record her completely?
The planetary night lasting 24 years! But River Song can't fit 24 years in=
to her diary!

Well we shall see in the next episode.

She had only a few pages left! Or is the diary bigger on the inside?

Or she might add to it.

BTW was the diary present in Silence in the Library / Forest of the Dead.

[TB]

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Post by Timothy Bruening
She had only a few pages left! Or is the diary bigger on the inside?

Or she might add to it.
BTW was the diary present in Silence in the Library / Forest of the Dead.

Yes. I saw a very old looking blue bllok that looked like the TARDIS.

[The Doctor]

Post by TB

Post by The Doctor

Post by Timothy Bruening
She had only a few pages left! Or is the diary bigger on the inside?

Or she might add to it.
BTW was the diary present in Silence in the Library / Forest of the Dead.

Yes. I saw a very old looking blue bllok that looked like the TARDIS.

There fore her diary would exist over time.

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She had only a few pages left! Or is the diary bigger on the inside?

Or she might add to it.
BTW was the diary present in Silence in the Library / Forest of the Dead.

Yes. I saw a very old looking blue bllok that looked like the TARDIS.

There fore her diary would exist over time.

Don't most diaries exist over time?

[The Doctor]

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She had only a few pages left! Or is the diary bigger on the inside?

Or she might add to it.
BTW was the diary present in Silence in the Library / Forest of the Dead.

Yes. I saw a very old looking blue bllok that looked like the TARDIS.

There fore her diary would exist over time.

Don't most diaries exist over time?

For a time lord, yes!

[Your Name]

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Post by TB
The planetary night lasting 24 years! But River Song can't fit 24 years in=
to her diary!

Well we shall see in the next episode.

She had only a few pages left! Or is the diary bigger on the inside?

People who write diaries have separate "volumes", usually one per year,
but it could be less often (you can get things like five year diaries).
Ashildr's had a library full of many, many volumes of her diaries.

[The Doctor]

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Post by TB
The planetary night lasting 24 years! But River Song can't fit 24 years in=
to her diary!

Well we shall see in the next episode.

She had only a few pages left! Or is the diary bigger on the inside?

People who write diaries have separate "volumes", usually one per year,
but it could be less often (you can get things like five year diaries).
Ashildr's had a library full of many, many volumes of her diaries.

Depends on how yearly your time travel diary is.

[TB]

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Post by TB
The planetary night lasting 24 years! But River Song can't fit 24 years in=
to her diary!

Well we shall see in the next episode.

She had only a few pages left! Or is the diary bigger on the inside?

People who write diaries have separate "volumes", usually one per year,
but it could be less often (you can get things like five year diaries).
Ashildr's had a library full of many, many volumes of her diaries.

River Song was theorizing that the Doctor (see "Let's Kill Hitler") had given her a diary that was just barely big enough to last for her lifetime. Once it was completely full, she would die. The Doctor, being a time traveler, would know how much diary she would need.

[Timothy Bruening]

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Great moments: The Doctor with holographic antlers on his head.

Were they holographic?

The Doctor said they were holographic.

[The Doctor]

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Great moments: The Doctor with holographic antlers on his head.

Were they holographic?

The Doctor said they were holographic.

Carolers will be criticised.

[TB]

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River Song's diary being nearly full, meaning that its almost time for her to die at the Library (Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead).

She thinks that the Doctor knew precisely how much diary she would need for her lifetime!

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The Doctor giving River Song THE sonic screwdriver his previous self will use to download her into the Library Computer (Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead). He scans just her head, for a few seconds. Is that really enough to record her completely?

Did the Doctor remember to tell River Song to make sure that the sonic screwdriver's batteries are fully charged?

How did River Song persuade King Hydroflax to trust her enough to marry her?

[The Last Doctor]

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River Song's diary being nearly full, meaning that its almost time for
her to die at the Library (Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead).

She thinks that the Doctor knew precisely how much diary she would need for her lifetime!

Or the TARDIS manufactured it for him. In my head canon, the TARDIS
remembers everything, past and future. Its memory is a really big, wibbly
wobbly, timey wimey thing.

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Post by TB
The Doctor giving River Song THE sonic screwdriver his previous self
will use to download her into the Library Computer (Silence in the
Library/Forest of the Dead). He scans just her head, for a few seconds.
Is that really enough to record her completely?

Did the Doctor remember to tell River Song to make sure that the sonic
screwdriver's batteries are fully charged?

I expect the new one he gave her was fully charged.

Incidentally, it seems that Big Finish and Mr Moffat are in regular
conversations. "The Diary of River Song", which was released for download
less than 6 hours after "Husbands" aired, features her sonic trowel.

Post by TB
How did River Song persuade King Hydroflax to trust her enough to marry her?

Trust? You have a very idealistic view of what marriage is ;)

[TB]

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The Doctor giving River Song THE sonic screwdriver his previous self
will use to download her into the Library Computer (Silence in the
Library/Forest of the Dead). He scans just her head, for a few seconds.
Is that really enough to record her completely?

Did the Doctor remember to tell River Song to make sure that the sonic
screwdriver's batteries are fully charged?

I expect the new one he gave her was fully charged.

But did the Doctor remember to tell River Song to recharge it regularly?

Post by The Last Doctor
Incidentally, it seems that Big Finish and Mr Moffat are in regular
conversations. "The Diary of River Song", which was released for download
less than 6 hours after "Husbands" aired, features her sonic trowel.

Post by TB
How did River Song persuade King Hydroflax to trust her enough to marry her?

Trust? You have a very idealistic view of what marriage is ;)

Would YOU marry a person you didn't trust?

[The Last Doctor]

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The Doctor giving River Song THE sonic screwdriver his previous self
will use to download her into the Library Computer (Silence in the
Library/Forest of the Dead). He scans just her head, for a few seconds.
Is that really enough to record her completely?

Did the Doctor remember to tell River Song to make sure that the sonic
screwdriver's batteries are fully charged?

I expect the new one he gave her was fully charged.

But did the Doctor remember to tell River Song to recharge it regularly?

It's probably kinetic.

Post by TB

Post by The Last Doctor
Incidentally, it seems that Big Finish and Mr Moffat are in regular
conversations. "The Diary of River Song", which was released for download
less than 6 hours after "Husbands" aired, features her sonic trowel.

Post by TB
How did River Song persuade King Hydroflax to trust her enough to marry her?

Trust? You have a very idealistic view of what marriage is ;)

Would YOU marry a person you didn't trust?

No, but then I have a very idealistic view of what marriage should be ;)

[Timothy Bruening]

How was River Song able to steal the TARDIS, which
the Doctor does lock?

[The Doctor]

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How was River Song able to steal the TARDIS, which
the Doctor does lock?

Trained on his TARDIS.

[Timothy Bruening]

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How was River Song able to steal the TARDIS, which
the Doctor does lock?

Trained on his TARDIS.

But would she have a KEY?

[The Doctor]

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How was River Song able to steal the TARDIS, which
the Doctor does lock?

Trained on his TARDIS.

But would she have a KEY?

Possible. REcall the Doctor has many keys.

[The Doctor]

Post by Timothy Bruening
How was River Song able to steal the TARDIS, which
the Doctor does lock?

She has a key.

[Daniel60]

TB wrote on 26/12/2015 5:32 PM:

Just FYI, this was one of the two Doctor Who episodes that our ABC
replayed this morning in the lead up to Doc Jodie!!

Other Ep today was Midnight.

Tomorrow morning, we have Journey's End followed by The Doctor's Wife.

Not in order ... but still enjoyable!! ;-)

[The Doctor]

Post by Daniel60
Just FYI, this was one of the two Doctor Who episodes that our ABC
replayed this morning in the lead up to Doc Jodie!!
Other Ep today was Midnight.
Tomorrow morning, we have Journey's End followed by The Doctor's Wife.
Not in order ... but still enjoyable!! ;-)
--
Daniel

Midnight sucked!

[Daniel60]

Post by The Doctor

Post by Daniel60
Just FYI, this was one of the two Doctor Who episodes that our ABC
replayed this morning in the lead up to Doc Jodie!!
Other Ep today was Midnight.
Tomorrow morning, we have Journey's End followed by The Doctor's Wife.
Not in order ... but still enjoyable!! ;-)

Midnight sucked!

In your opinion, .....

[The Doctor]

Post by Daniel60

Post by The Doctor

Post by Daniel60
Just FYI, this was one of the two Doctor Who episodes that our ABC
replayed this morning in the lead up to Doc Jodie!!
Other Ep today was Midnight.
Tomorrow morning, we have Journey's End followed by The Doctor's Wife.
Not in order ... but still enjoyable!! ;-)

Midnight sucked!

In your opinion, .....
--
Daniel

And still does. It becomes a pantomime have way through.

[Daniel60]

Post by The Doctor

Post by Daniel60

Post by The Doctor

Post by Daniel60
Just FYI, this was one of the two Doctor Who episodes that our ABC
replayed this morning in the lead up to Doc Jodie!!
Other Ep today was Midnight.
Tomorrow morning, we have Journey's End followed by The Doctor's Wife.
Not in order ... but still enjoyable!! ;-)

Midnight sucked!

In your opinion, .....

And still does. It becomes a pantomime have way through.

You want to re-try that second bit, idiot??

[The Doctor]

Daniel60 <***@eternal-september.org> wrote:
: The Doctor wrote on 13/09/2018 2:37 AM:
: > In article <pnb521$67m$***@dont-email.me>,
: > Daniel60 <***@eternal-september.org> wrote:
: >> The Doctor wrote on 12/09/2018 1:15 AM:
: >>> In article <pn87kv$1ou$***@dont-email.me>,
: >>> Daniel60 <***@eternal-september.org> wrote:
: >>>> TB wrote on 26/12/2015 5:32 PM:
: >>>>
: >>>> Just FYI, this was one of the two Doctor Who episodes that our ABC
: >>>> replayed this morning in the lead up to Doc Jodie!!
: >>>>
: >>>> Other Ep today was Midnight.
: >>>>
: >>>> Tomorrow morning, we have Journey's End followed by The Doctor's Wife.
: >>>>
: >>>> Not in order ... but still enjoyable!! ;-)
: >>>
: >>> Midnight sucked!
: >>>
: >> In your opinion, .....
: >
: > And still does. It becomes a pantomime have way through.
: >
: You want to re-try that second bit, idiot??

The Pantomime 1/2 way through?

[Daniel60]

Post by The Doctor
: >>>>
: >>>> Just FYI, this was one of the two Doctor Who episodes that our ABC
: >>>> replayed this morning in the lead up to Doc Jodie!!
: >>>>
: >>>> Other Ep today was Midnight.
: >>>>
: >>>> Tomorrow morning, we have Journey's End followed by The Doctor's Wife.
: >>>>
: >>>> Not in order ... but still enjoyable!! ;-)
: >>>
: >>> Midnight sucked!
: >>>
: >> In your opinion, .....
: >
: > And still does. It becomes a pantomime have way through.
: >
: You want to re-try that second bit, idiot??
The Pantomime 1/2 way through?

What pantomime, idiot?? Jack and the Beanstalk, maybe or The Three Pigs!!

[The Doctor]

Post by Daniel60

Post by The Doctor
: >>>>
: >>>> Just FYI, this was one of the two Doctor Who episodes that our ABC
: >>>> replayed this morning in the lead up to Doc Jodie!!
: >>>>
: >>>> Other Ep today was Midnight.
: >>>>
: >>>> Tomorrow morning, we have Journey's End followed by The Doctor's Wife.
: >>>>
: >>>> Not in order ... but still enjoyable!! ;-)
: >>>
: >>> Midnight sucked!
: >>>
: >> In your opinion, .....
: >
: > And still does. It becomes a pantomime have way through.
: >
: You want to re-try that second bit, idiot??
The Pantomime 1/2 way through?

What pantomime, idiot?? Jack and the Beanstalk, maybe or The Three Pigs!!
--
Daniel

You mean a conversation of an echo with a possible alien takeover
is not a pantomime?

[Daniel60]

Post by The Doctor

Post by Daniel60

Post by The Doctor
: >>>>
: >>>> Just FYI, this was one of the two Doctor Who episodes that our ABC
: >>>> replayed this morning in the lead up to Doc Jodie!!
: >>>>
: >>>> Other Ep today was Midnight.
: >>>>
: >>>> Tomorrow morning, we have Journey's End followed by The Doctor's Wife.
: >>>>
: >>>> Not in order ... but still enjoyable!! ;-)
: >>>
: >>> Midnight sucked!
: >>>
: >> In your opinion, .....
: >
: > And still does. It becomes a pantomime have way through.
: >
: You want to re-try that second bit, idiot??
The Pantomime 1/2 way through?

What pantomime, idiot?? Jack and the Beanstalk, maybe or The Three Pigs!!

You mean a conversation of an echo with a possible alien takeover
is not a pantomime?

Maybe in your small mind, idiot!!