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only $107 for a day ticket
you can also get a 1 week or 2 week ticket
and you can build your own light sabre for $200
For $107 you'd expect them to throw in Princess Leia with a slave collar
around her neck, willing to fulfill your every wish; and for $200 they
should give you Rey in a slave collar as well. That's the very minimum
you should expect for that price.