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TB
2015-12-10 06:28:45 UTC
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I: The Doctor finds a lost tribe....INSIDE the TARDIS! (After all, the TARDIS is really big on the inside!). The Doctor must figure out where this tribe came from, how it got on the TARDIS, and how to return the tribe to its homeland. He must also persuade the tribe to cooperate in the move back home.

IA: This tribe is the Tribe of Gum, from the very first Doctor Who story!

II: The TARDIS accidently materializes AROUND a planet. Now the planet is cut off from its sun until the Doctor can dematerialize the TARDIS, which he is having problems doing due to its unprecedented state of containing a planet!

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III: The Shadow Proclamation attempts to arrest the Doctor and or Ashildr/Clara for stealing a TARDIS during "Hell Bent". Then the Time Lords show up and start fighting the Shadow Proclamation over the arrestees, allowing the Doctor and Clara/Ashildr to escape.

IV: The Doctor lands in Syria sometime during the 2010s, and discovers that the various combatants in its civil war are using pills that keep them awake for weeks at a time so that they can fight 24/7. As a result, as per "Sleep No More", sleep dust monsters are on the rampage. Thankfully, now that the Doctor has a sonic screwdriver again, he can use it to shatter the Sandmen.

V: Time Lord representatives capture the TARDIS and demand that the Doctor help them capture Clara for return to the Raven: The Doctor asks "Clara who?". The Time Lords therefore apply an anti neuro lock to the Doctor to restore his memories of Clara. This restores his strong desire to keep her alive at all costs, and its off to the races.....

VA: But the Time Lords and the Doctor do come up with a Clara plan: First, return Clara to Trap Street, along with some probes. Second, immediately timelock the Raven to give the probes time to throughly scan Clara. Third, release the Raven to let it kill Clara. Fourth, use the gathered info to clone Clara and download her memories into the clone.
Mike M
2015-12-10 07:04:06 UTC
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I: The Doctor finds a lost tribe....INSIDE the TARDIS! (After all, the
TARDIS is really big on the inside!). The Doctor must figure out where
this tribe came from, how it got on the TARDIS, and how to return the
tribe to its homeland. He must also persuade the tribe to cooperate in the move back home.
This idea is an excellent one and fits very well into the style of modern
Who. Could see a good story built from this.
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IA: This tribe is the Tribe of Gum, from the very first Doctor Who story!
But not with this bit. Poorly realised cavemen aren't the way to go.
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II: The TARDIS accidently materializes AROUND a planet. Now the planet
is cut off from its sun until the Doctor can dematerialize the TARDIS,
which he is having problems doing due to its unprecedented state of containing a planet!
That one could work as well. Good going so far Tim!
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III: The Shadow Proclamation attempts to arrest the Doctor and or
Ashildr/Clara for stealing a TARDIS during "Hell Bent". Then the Time
Lords show up and start fighting the Shadow Proclamation over the
arrestees, allowing the Doctor and Clara/Ashildr to escape.
No. Don't build any storylines around Clara. She's gone. Move on. If Steven
Moffat and Jenna Coleman agree to bring her back for an episode, he'll
write it. So forget her.
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IV: The Doctor lands in Syria sometime during the 2010s, and discovers
that the various combatants in its civil war are using pills that keep
them awake for weeks at a time so that they can fight 24/7. As a result,
as per "Sleep No More", sleep dust monsters are on the rampage.
Thankfully, now that the Doctor has a sonic screwdriver again, he can use
it to shatter the Sandmen.
No. This combines ongoing current affairs with a pre-appearance by a
monster that won't exist for centuries (and is best forgotten about anyway
as it's a silly concept). Anyway, Mark Gatiss is delivering the second half
of this two parter next year.
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V: Time Lord representatives capture the TARDIS and demand that the
Doctor help them capture Clara for return to the Raven: The Doctor asks
"Clara who?". The Time Lords therefore apply an anti neuro lock to the
Doctor to restore his memories of Clara. This restores his strong desire
to keep her alive at all costs, and its off to the races.....
No. No Clara.

Two potential gems, one clunker, and two misconceived attempts to carry on
"The Clara Story". This past season suffered greatly from its secondary
theme of being a "long goodbye" to Clara. It was on the whole a good year:
it could have been even better.
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TB
2015-12-10 18:00:05 UTC
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I: The Doctor finds a lost tribe....INSIDE the TARDIS! (After all, the
TARDIS is really big on the inside!). The Doctor must figure out where
this tribe came from, how it got on the TARDIS, and how to return the
tribe to its homeland. He must also persuade the tribe to cooperate in the move back home.
This idea is an excellent one and fits very well into the style of modern
Who. Could see a good story built from this.
Post by TB
IA: This tribe is the Tribe of Gum, from the very first Doctor Who story!
But not with this bit. Poorly realised cavemen aren't the way to go.
How about trapping the Thals and Daleks inside the TARDIS?
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II: The TARDIS accidently materializes AROUND a planet. Now the planet
is cut off from its sun until the Doctor can dematerialize the TARDIS,
which he is having problems doing due to its unprecedented state of containing a planet!
That one could work as well. Good going so far Tim!
IIA: To make matters worse, the inhabitants of the trapped planet are POed, and have sent their army to invade the inside of the TARDIS!
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III: The Shadow Proclamation attempts to arrest the Doctor and or
Ashildr/Clara for stealing a TARDIS during "Hell Bent". Then the Time
Lords show up and start fighting the Shadow Proclamation over the
arrestees, allowing the Doctor and Clara/Ashildr to escape.
No. Don't build any storylines around Clara. She's gone. Move on. If Steven
Moffat and Jenna Coleman agree to bring her back for an episode, he'll
write it. So forget her.
But doesn't it seem logical that law enforcement agencies would be after the Doctor for stealing a TARDIS?

Plot Bunnies: Rassilon seeks to capture the Doctor and use him to regain control on Gallifrey. Clara would seem to be irrelevant to THAT situation!

The Justice Aliens attempt to torture and kill Missy.

What will happen when UNIT asks the Doctor what happened to Clara?
Raymond Daley
2015-12-10 19:34:49 UTC
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II: The TARDIS accidently materializes AROUND a planet.
Someone hasn't seen "The Pirate Planet" then? Oh dear.
It wasn't the TARDIS but ship around a planet has been done alreadty.

Get yourself off to Amazon, buy The Key To Time.
Then curse yourself that it's already been done.
TB
2015-12-10 23:26:58 UTC
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II: The TARDIS accidently materializes AROUND a planet.
Someone hasn't seen "The Pirate Planet" then? Oh dear.
It wasn't the TARDIS but ship around a planet has been done alreadty.
Get yourself off to Amazon, buy The Key To Time.
Then curse yourself that it's already been done.
Since it wasn't the TARDIS around Califax, my idea should still be kosher.
Pudentame
2015-12-10 22:01:46 UTC
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I: The Doctor finds a lost tribe....INSIDE the TARDIS! (After all, the
TARDIS is really big on the inside!). The Doctor must figure out where
this tribe came from, how it got on the TARDIS, and how to return the
tribe to its homeland. He must also persuade the tribe to cooperate in the move back home.
This idea is an excellent one and fits very well into the style of modern
Who. Could see a good story built from this.
The problem I see with the idea is that "lost tribe" suggests they've
been in there for a long time, which in turn suggest they might have
inherited some of the same characteristics that Melody Pond/River Song
inherited from being conceived in the TARDIS.
Stephen Wilson
2015-12-10 22:11:17 UTC
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I: The Doctor finds a lost tribe....INSIDE the TARDIS! (After all, the
TARDIS is really big on the inside!). The Doctor must figure out where
this tribe came from, how it got on the TARDIS, and how to return the
tribe to its homeland. He must also persuade the tribe to cooperate in
the move back home.
This idea is an excellent one and fits very well into the style of modern
Who. Could see a good story built from this.
The problem I see with the idea is that "lost tribe" suggests they've
been in there for a long time, which in turn suggest they might have
inherited some of the same characteristics that Melody Pond/River Song
inherited from being conceived in the TARDIS.
Yeah, but I never really liked that idea. I really don't understand why
conceiving in a TARDIS would impart magical powers to the baby.

Although if you accept it, the idea could still form part of the concept so
doesn't have to be a problem.

I'm sure I've come across a story somewhere (either a comic strip or text)
that has already utilised the concept of rooms in the TARDIS that house some
kind of life.
TB
2015-12-10 23:29:11 UTC
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I: The Doctor finds a lost tribe....INSIDE the TARDIS! (After all, the
TARDIS is really big on the inside!). The Doctor must figure out where
this tribe came from, how it got on the TARDIS, and how to return the
tribe to its homeland. He must also persuade the tribe to cooperate in the move back home.
This idea is an excellent one and fits very well into the style of modern
Who. Could see a good story built from this.
The problem I see with the idea is that "lost tribe" suggests they've
been in there for a long time, which in turn suggest they might have
inherited some of the same characteristics that Melody Pond/River Song
inherited from being conceived in the TARDIS.
So a tribe of Time Lords?

We could have the Doctor take that tribe way back in time and deposit it on ancient Gallifrey to found the Time Lord race!
solar penguin
2015-12-10 20:58:02 UTC
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I: The Doctor finds a lost tribe....INSIDE the TARDIS! (After all, the
TARDIS is really big on the inside!). The Doctor must figure out where
this tribe came from, how it got on the TARDIS, and how to return the
tribe to its homeland. He must also persuade the tribe to cooperate in
the move back home.
I once wrote a fanfic based on this idea: <http://tinyurl.com/ntsj34r> or
<https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en#!searchin/alt.drwho.creative/Nosregni/alt.drwho.creative/aFK7fUUIedM/EGI3tAmCAvoJ>

If they do use that next season, I'm demanding a credit!
Agamemnon
2015-12-11 04:35:50 UTC
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I: The Doctor finds a lost tribe....INSIDE the TARDIS! (After all,
the TARDIS is really big on the inside!). The Doctor must figure out
where this tribe came from, how it got on the TARDIS, and how to
return the tribe to its homeland. He must also persuade the tribe to
cooperate in the move back home.
The Doctor routinely fumigates the TARDIS to get rid of any vermin that
might have wandered in inadvertently and later discovers that every
member of this lost tribe is dead before he even knew it was there.

He jettisons the part of the TARDIS containing the lost tribe into a
black hole.
Post by TB
IA: This tribe is the Tribe of Gum, from the very first Doctor Who story!
II: The TARDIS accidently materializes AROUND a planet. Now the
planet is cut off from its sun until the Doctor can dematerialize the
TARDIS, which he is having problems doing due to its unprecedented
state of containing a planet!
After about 6 minutes all live on this planet is dead.

The Doctor jettisons the part of the TARDIS containing the planet into a
black hole.
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III: The Shadow Proclamation attempts to arrest the Doctor and or
Ashildr/Clara for stealing a TARDIS during "Hell Bent". Then the
Time Lords show up and start fighting the Shadow Proclamation over
the arrestees, allowing the Doctor and Clara/Ashildr to escape.
Why would the Time Lords let the Shadow Proclamation about a stolen
TARDIS? They didn't the last time one was stolen.
Post by TB
IV: The Doctor lands in Syria sometime during the 2010s, and
discovers that the various combatants in its civil war are using
pills that keep them awake for weeks at a time so that they can fight
24/7. As a result, as per "Sleep No More", sleep dust monsters are
on the rampage. Thankfully, now that the Doctor has a sonic
screwdriver again, he can use it to shatter the Sandmen.
The Doctor materialises the TARDIS over every human inhabitant of Syria
and Iraq except the Kurds and then jettisons them into a black hole
warning every other Arab state and Turkey that they'll be next if they
keep on supporting terror and fermenting unrest.
Post by TB
V: Time Lord representatives capture the TARDIS and demand that the
Doctor help them capture Clara for return to the Raven: The Doctor
asks "Clara who?". The Time Lords therefore apply an anti neuro lock
to the Doctor to restore his memories of Clara. This restores his
strong desire to keep her alive at all costs, and its off to the
races.....
First, return Clara to Trap Street, along with some probes. Second,
immediately timelock the Raven to give the probes time to throughly
scan Clara. Third, release the Raven to let it kill Clara. Fourth,
use the gathered info to clone Clara and download her memories into
the clone.
The Doctor materialises the TARDIS over the Raven and before it can
escape and kill Clara jettisons it into a black hole.

The Doctor returns to Trap Street, finds Clara is still alive and
injects Ashildr with some nanites he has engineered which hunt and
destroy the nanites from the Mire medical kit.

The Doctor now materialises the TARDIS over Skaro and jettisons it along
with Davros and every god damn stinking Dalek into a black hole.

Then the Doctor materialises the TARDIS over the entire universe and
extracts every Cyberman, Sontaran, Rutan, Zygon, and Weeping Angel and
jettisons them all into yet another black hole.

The Doctor finally returns to Gallifrey and starts rebuilding his
homestead with his very own hands. If only he could find out what
happened to all the Gallifreyan cattle, chicken fowl, sheep and goats.

He reclines on a wooden rocking chair with a blanket over his knees
gently stroking his favourite cat, still on it's first cycle of nine
lives, as is purrs affectionately to him.
TB
2015-12-11 11:15:57 UTC
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I: The Doctor finds a lost tribe....INSIDE the TARDIS! (After all,
the TARDIS is really big on the inside!). The Doctor must figure out
where this tribe came from, how it got on the TARDIS, and how to
return the tribe to its homeland. He must also persuade the tribe to
cooperate in the move back home.
The Doctor routinely fumigates the TARDIS to get rid of any vermin that
might have wandered in inadvertently and later discovers that every
member of this lost tribe is dead before he even knew it was there.
He jettisons the part of the TARDIS containing the lost tribe into a
black hole.
Post by TB
IA: This tribe is the Tribe of Gum, from the very first Doctor Who story!
II: The TARDIS accidently materializes AROUND a planet. Now the
planet is cut off from its sun until the Doctor can dematerialize the
TARDIS, which he is having problems doing due to its unprecedented
state of containing a planet!
After about 6 minutes all live on this planet is dead.
The Doctor jettisons the part of the TARDIS containing the planet into a
black hole.
Why would everyone be dead in 6 minutes? Surely it would take longer than that for the planet to freeze!
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III: The Shadow Proclamation attempts to arrest the Doctor and or
Ashildr/Clara for stealing a TARDIS during "Hell Bent". Then the
Time Lords show up and start fighting the Shadow Proclamation over
the arrestees, allowing the Doctor and Clara/Ashildr to escape.
Why would the Time Lords let the Shadow Proclamation about a stolen
TARDIS? They didn't the last time one was stolen.
The Shadow Proclamation didn't yet exist as of the William Hartnell era!
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Post by TB
IV: The Doctor lands in Syria sometime during the 2010s, and
discovers that the various combatants in its civil war are using
pills that keep them awake for weeks at a time so that they can fight
24/7. As a result, as per "Sleep No More", sleep dust monsters are
on the rampage. Thankfully, now that the Doctor has a sonic
screwdriver again, he can use it to shatter the Sandmen.
The Doctor materialises the TARDIS over every human inhabitant of Syria
and Iraq except the Kurds and then jettisons them into a black hole
warning every other Arab state and Turkey that they'll be next if they
keep on supporting terror and fermenting unrest.
Why doesn't he warn Iran as well? Iran has been alleged to support terrorism.

The TARDIS can tell Kurds apart from Arabs?
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V: Time Lord representatives capture the TARDIS and demand that the
Doctor help them capture Clara for return to the Raven: The Doctor
asks "Clara who?". The Time Lords therefore apply an anti neuro lock
to the Doctor to restore his memories of Clara. This restores his
strong desire to keep her alive at all costs, and its off to the
races.....
First, return Clara to Trap Street, along with some probes. Second,
immediately timelock the Raven to give the probes time to throughly
scan Clara. Third, release the Raven to let it kill Clara. Fourth,
use the gathered info to clone Clara and download her memories into
the clone.
The Doctor materialises the TARDIS over the Raven and before it can
escape and kill Clara jettisons it into a black hole.
The Doctor returns to Trap Street, finds Clara is still alive and
injects Ashildr with some nanites he has engineered which hunt and
destroy the nanites from the Mire medical kit.
The Doctor now materialises the TARDIS over Skaro and jettisons it along
with Davros and every god damn stinking Dalek into a black hole.
Then the Doctor materialises the TARDIS over the entire universe and
extracts every Cyberman, Sontaran, Rutan, Zygon, and Weeping Angel and
jettisons them all into yet another black hole.
The Doctor finally returns to Gallifrey and starts rebuilding his
homestead with his very own hands. If only he could find out what
happened to all the Gallifreyan cattle, chicken fowl, sheep and goats.
Are you next going to say that all the Gallifreyan livestock got jettisoned into a black hole?
Agamemnon
2015-12-11 17:52:12 UTC
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I: The Doctor finds a lost tribe....INSIDE the TARDIS! (After all,
the TARDIS is really big on the inside!). The Doctor must figure out
where this tribe came from, how it got on the TARDIS, and how to
return the tribe to its homeland. He must also persuade the tribe to
cooperate in the move back home.
The Doctor routinely fumigates the TARDIS to get rid of any vermin that
might have wandered in inadvertently and later discovers that every
member of this lost tribe is dead before he even knew it was there.
He jettisons the part of the TARDIS containing the lost tribe into a
black hole.
Post by TB
IA: This tribe is the Tribe of Gum, from the very first Doctor Who story!
II: The TARDIS accidently materializes AROUND a planet. Now the
planet is cut off from its sun until the Doctor can dematerialize the
TARDIS, which he is having problems doing due to its unprecedented
state of containing a planet!
After about 6 minutes all live on this planet is dead.
The Doctor jettisons the part of the TARDIS containing the planet into a
black hole.
Why would everyone be dead in 6 minutes? Surely it would take longer than that for the planet to freeze!
Look at what happened to Traken when the Keeper died.
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III: The Shadow Proclamation attempts to arrest the Doctor and or
Ashildr/Clara for stealing a TARDIS during "Hell Bent". Then the
Time Lords show up and start fighting the Shadow Proclamation over
the arrestees, allowing the Doctor and Clara/Ashildr to escape.
Why would the Time Lords let the Shadow Proclamation about a stolen
TARDIS? They didn't the last time one was stolen.
The Shadow Proclamation didn't yet exist as of the William Hartnell era!
They didn't need a Shadow Proclamation. The Time Lords saw that
everything in the universe was set in its proper place.
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IV: The Doctor lands in Syria sometime during the 2010s, and
discovers that the various combatants in its civil war are using
pills that keep them awake for weeks at a time so that they can fight
24/7. As a result, as per "Sleep No More", sleep dust monsters are
on the rampage. Thankfully, now that the Doctor has a sonic
screwdriver again, he can use it to shatter the Sandmen.
The Doctor materialises the TARDIS over every human inhabitant of Syria
and Iraq except the Kurds and then jettisons them into a black hole
warning every other Arab state and Turkey that they'll be next if they
keep on supporting terror and fermenting unrest.
Why doesn't he warn Iran as well? Iran has been alleged to support terrorism.
Iran isn't the one supporting IS. It's Turkey and the Saudis and other
Arabs. The Iranians are Persians and technically Indo-Europeans.
Post by TB
The TARDIS can tell Kurds apart from Arabs?
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Post by TB
V: Time Lord representatives capture the TARDIS and demand that the
Doctor help them capture Clara for return to the Raven: The Doctor
asks "Clara who?". The Time Lords therefore apply an anti neuro lock
to the Doctor to restore his memories of Clara. This restores his
strong desire to keep her alive at all costs, and its off to the
races.....
First, return Clara to Trap Street, along with some probes. Second,
immediately timelock the Raven to give the probes time to throughly
scan Clara. Third, release the Raven to let it kill Clara. Fourth,
use the gathered info to clone Clara and download her memories into
the clone.
The Doctor materialises the TARDIS over the Raven and before it can
escape and kill Clara jettisons it into a black hole.
The Doctor returns to Trap Street, finds Clara is still alive and
injects Ashildr with some nanites he has engineered which hunt and
destroy the nanites from the Mire medical kit.
The Doctor now materialises the TARDIS over Skaro and jettisons it along
with Davros and every god damn stinking Dalek into a black hole.
Then the Doctor materialises the TARDIS over the entire universe and
extracts every Cyberman, Sontaran, Rutan, Zygon, and Weeping Angel and
jettisons them all into yet another black hole.
The Doctor finally returns to Gallifrey and starts rebuilding his
homestead with his very own hands. If only he could find out what
happened to all the Gallifreyan cattle, chicken fowl, sheep and goats.
Are you next going to say that all the Gallifreyan livestock got jettisoned into a black hole?
Well where else do you think they went? Whole load of peasants and not a
sign of any livestock or even a field of wheat in sight.
TB
2015-12-11 19:11:10 UTC
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The Doctor materialises the TARDIS over every human inhabitant of Syria
and Iraq except the Kurds and then jettisons them into a black hole
warning every other Arab state and Turkey that they'll be next if they
keep on supporting terror and fermenting unrest.
Why doesn't he warn Iran as well? Iran has been alleged to support terrorism.
Iran isn't the one supporting IS. It's Turkey and the Saudis and other
Arabs. The Iranians are Persians and technically Indo-Europeans.
So Iran should be invited to join the EU?

Iran has supported the terrorist groups Hezbollah and Hamas.
Agamemnon
2015-12-11 21:33:17 UTC
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The Doctor materialises the TARDIS over every human inhabitant of Syria
and Iraq except the Kurds and then jettisons them into a black hole
warning every other Arab state and Turkey that they'll be next if they
keep on supporting terror and fermenting unrest.
Why doesn't he warn Iran as well? Iran has been alleged to support terrorism.
Iran isn't the one supporting IS. It's Turkey and the Saudis and other
Arabs. The Iranians are Persians and technically Indo-Europeans.
So Iran should be invited to join the EU?
Iran has supported the terrorist groups Hezbollah and Hamas.
Turkey has and is supporting far worse including Islamic state.
The Doctor
2015-12-11 23:36:28 UTC
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The Doctor materialises the TARDIS over every human inhabitant of Syria
and Iraq except the Kurds and then jettisons them into a black hole
warning every other Arab state and Turkey that they'll be next if they
keep on supporting terror and fermenting unrest.
Why doesn't he warn Iran as well? Iran has been alleged to support terrorism.
Iran isn't the one supporting IS. It's Turkey and the Saudis and other
Arabs. The Iranians are Persians and technically Indo-Europeans.
So Iran should be invited to join the EU?
Iran has supported the terrorist groups Hezbollah and Hamas.
NO!
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2015-12-11 19:13:51 UTC
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The Doctor materialises the TARDIS over every human inhabitant of Syria
and Iraq except the Kurds and then jettisons them into a black hole
warning every other Arab state and Turkey that they'll be next if they
keep on supporting terror and fermenting unrest.
How does the Doctor tell Kurds from the other inhabitants of Syria and Iraq? Shouldn't he also spare Christians and Yazidies?
Agamemnon
2015-12-12 04:50:00 UTC
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The Doctor materialises the TARDIS over every human inhabitant of
Syria and Iraq except the Kurds and then jettisons them into a
black hole warning every other Arab state and Turkey that they'll
be next if they keep on supporting terror and fermenting unrest.
How does the Doctor tell Kurds from the other inhabitants of Syria
He uses the TARDIS' telepathic circuits.
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and Iraq? Shouldn't he also spare Christians and Yazidies?
Yes.
TB
2015-12-12 05:07:49 UTC
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The Doctor materialises the TARDIS over every human inhabitant of
Syria and Iraq except the Kurds and then jettisons them into a
black hole warning every other Arab state and Turkey that they'll
be next if they keep on supporting terror and fermenting unrest.
How does the Doctor tell Kurds from the other inhabitants of Syria
He uses the TARDIS' telepathic circuits.
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and Iraq? Shouldn't he also spare Christians and Yazidies?
Yes.
Okay, Doctor, use the TARDIS telepathic circuits to distinguish the terrorists from everyone else, then just jettison the terrorists!
Agamemnon
2015-12-12 05:22:58 UTC
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The Doctor materialises the TARDIS over every human inhabitant
of Syria and Iraq except the Kurds and then jettisons them into
a black hole warning every other Arab state and Turkey that
they'll be next if they keep on supporting terror and
fermenting unrest.
How does the Doctor tell Kurds from the other inhabitants of
Syria
He uses the TARDIS' telepathic circuits.
Post by TB
and Iraq? Shouldn't he also spare Christians and Yazidies?
Yes.
Okay, Doctor, use the TARDIS telepathic circuits to distinguish the
terrorists from everyone else, then just jettison the terrorists!
What about their supporters and sympathisers? They have to be jettisoned
too.
Timothy Bruening
2015-12-12 05:31:31 UTC
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The Doctor materialises the TARDIS over every human inhabitant
of Syria and Iraq except the Kurds and then jettisons them into
a black hole warning every other Arab state and Turkey that
they'll be next if they keep on supporting terror and
fermenting unrest.
How does the Doctor tell Kurds from the other inhabitants of Syria
He uses the TARDIS' telepathic circuits.
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and Iraq? Shouldn't he also spare Christians and Yazidies?
Yes.
Okay, Doctor, use the TARDIS telepathic circuits to distinguish the
terrorists from everyone else, then just jettison the terrorists!
What about their supporters and sympathisers? They have to be jettisoned
too.
The telepathic circuits should be able to detect them also!

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